A Funny Ethel and Fred Quote

Have you ever met a man that did not just LOVE Fred Mertz and think he was hilarious? Well, I haven't. Women think his mean quips at Ethel are horrible, mostly directed at her weight. Poor Ethel wasn't even fat! Anyway, as a salute to the character that most likely spawned the Married With Children character "Al Bundy", I thought I'd put some famous Fred and Ethel retorts here every now and then.

Ethel : Imagine me meeting a Queen face to face, I'm scared!
Fred : You're scared? Think of the Queen!

Ethel : Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.
Fred : What's your excuse at sea level?

Ethel : If I let my hair go like that you'd never let me hear the end of it.
Fred : Honeybunch, if the rest of you looked like that I wouldn't care if you were bald!